Oh boy...This mess defies description...Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you another winner of my Fred G. Sanford (1970s Sitcom) "You Big Dummy" Award. This award is given periodically for the dumbest bike designs that I run across. Now let me inform you all of something you may not know. For a design to earn this award, extra effort in bike design STUPIDITY has to be put forth!
This is, carriage or whatever it is is senseless, a waste of time and in my opinion, the model sitting on this thing should be flat-out humiliated to know that as long as the world is in existence...She will be pictured sitting on top of THIS TRAVESTY! You Big DUMMY!
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"I'm a ever rolling hill..without a destination real...I'm an ever spinning top...whirling around till I drop...oh but what I am to do...my mind is in a whirlpool...give me a little hope...one small...thing... to please you..... got me going in circles! Oh round and round I go...I am SPUN OUT over you design!"
Now readers, this is some straight FUNK! Look at them colors, looks like some kind of sherbert...certainly you role down the street, you straight riding in style...The lyrics I wrote above are true...when I seen this bike...I had to sing the very title of this post to this bike design, "You got me going in circles.....I'm spun out over you!"
As has become my custom, sometimes I come across designs that are SO DARN STUPID that I award them my Fred G. Sanford (1970s Sitcom) YOU BIG DUMMY AWARD! This awards don't go to bicycle designs I do not like, just ones that I find that ANYONE would have a hard time liking...I am sorry and I know some of you will email me pleading these 2 clown's case...but they are, as Fred used to say to his son Lamont "BIG DUMMY!"
Not creative...just flat out stupid
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